“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!”
—C3PO in Star Wars

“Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.”

—Edie Brickell in What I Am from Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars

“A compulsion towards philosophical introspection is his chief characteristic, if I may put it like that. It does not mean he is mad. If does not mean he isn’t. Very often, it does not mean anything at all. Which may or may not be a kind of madness.”

Rosencrantz in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead